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Here’s a video of some female character from Heavy Rain stripping at gunpoint. The video gives no indication of the scene’s context, and I have no idea where this footage game from. But I found it on GameTrailers and figured I should repost it. So check it out and let the speculation begin!
Humm, for some reason embedding it doesn’t work. Well, here’s a link!
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/heavy-rain-topless-scene/330993
Tags: heavy rain, ladies, ps3, tits
Finally, a legitimate use of the PS3’s Sixaxis features. According to The Sixth Axis, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 will use the Sixaxis motion control functionality to make the female characters’ tits jiggle. Shake it and they shake back.
Boi-oi-oing!
This is brilliant. BRILLIANT.
Team Ninja’s girls have had bouncing boobs since the very first Dead Or Alive arcade game. It’s been a staple of Team Ninja games ever since. But this is the first time I can think of a game that gives you direct control over a lady’s jumblies.
I can barely wrap my head around how earth-shaking this is. Don’t you understand how incredible this feature will be? With both Microsoft and Sony working on new motion-control systems it’s only a matter of time until we’ll be making groping motions in the air and virtual ladies & gents will react with virtual glee…or shock! Oh man, I can’t wait to fondle some digital people!
Tags: ninja gaiden, ps3, sigma 2, team ninja, tits
Capcom, you assholes! I can’t believe you tricked me into buying the Comic-Con-exclusive version of your Street Fighter IV FightStick when you knew you’d have a hotter “Femme Fatale” version at the Penny Arcade Expo! Just look at this foxy thing!
Seriously, dudes, what the fuck? Not only does the design feature Crimson Viper’s tits, Sakura’s legs and Cammy’s ass, but it’s bordered in purple, my favorite color. The fiends!
Kotaku is reporting that these sticks won’t just be available at PAX, but you’ll also be able to buy them online. I guess I have no choice; now I have to buy a second stick!
For comparison, here’s the Comic-Con version:
And I was happy with this thing until I saw the sexy one. Fuckers!
Tags: ass, cammy, chun li, comic-con, crimson viper, legs, PAX, street fighter, tits, tournament stick, xbox 360
Play Magazine has revealed the cover for their September issue. Look look! It’s Muramasa: The Demon Blade, which we oogled not long ago. But this time it’s been sexed-up even more.
While I love this image visually (which, according to Kotaku, is based on Katsushika Hokusai’s 17th-century woodcut The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife), I’m a little torn over it from an advertising standpoint. The game is rated Teen, so obviously there’s not going to be any underwear-free octopus-fighting. And Muramasa’s already getting plenty of good buzz. I guess Vanillaware felt they needed to push even more to try to make it a hit.
Still, I feel a little weird that, from what we know of Muramasa, the amount of sex on this cover really has nothing to do with the game. It makes me feel like I’m being pandered to.
I have no doubt this image will show up in the next Girls of Gaming magazine, which, not-so-coincidentally, comes from the same publisher as Play Magazine. Fusion Publishing knows where its bread is buttered!
Tags: ladies, muramasa, play magazine, pussy, tentacle sex, tits, vanillaware, wii
Batman: Arkham Asylum is out this week, and I was thinking you and I should take a moment to look at the hot hot hot redesigns of Batman villains Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. I was going to point out Ivy’s bare midsection, heavy bosoms and underwear made out of leaves, and Harley’s corset and skirt.
But dammit, while I was looking for images I came across a posting at Toronto Thumbs called Harley Quinn: Not A Sex Object and another posting at Feministing about the same subject. The Toronto Thumbs article accuses game journalists as misogynistic in their writings about Harley. The Feministing post goes a different way, accusing the game’s creators of not treating the character respectfully.
“Shit,” thought I. “What’s a guy with a sex-in-video games blog supposed to do?” Is oogling sexed-up female characters in a game wrong? Is sexing them up to sell more copies of the game also wrong? What is right? These are the questions of our times!
Well I’ve done my thinking on the subject and here’s my conclusion: These are fictional characters. No one’s being exploited and no one’s getting their feelings hurt by being oogled. And you know what? Even if these were real people, they’d be actors, and actors are no strangers to being made into sex objects.
It’s fine with me if the game’s developers want to throw a little sex appeal into their product. Honestly, who is it hurting? I see nothing wrong with sexuality, whether it’s directed towards women or men.
"I will make love to this clown, discreetly and tender."
And don’t think Arkham Asylum only sexes-up its women. Just take a look at what the game’s developers did to The Batman. Check out those bulging pecs, hard abs and rippling biceps! If any fictional character should feel exploited, it’s the game’s hero. They turned him into a total beefcake. You can’t even see the logo on his chest because his tits are so damn huge.
So fuck it. If I wanna drool over a video game character then, by golly, I’m gonna do so. Video game makers don’t create attractive characters on accident, and it’s certainly no secret why the most famous actors are also the most beautiful. Sex lives in our society constantly, and no one should be looked down upon for embracing it. And with that in mind, check out these hot shots of Harley and Ivy from Batman: Arkham Asylum!
And in case you were wondering what Poison Ivy looks like in action, check out this cinematic trailer:
Tags: arkham asylum, batman, harley quinn, ladies, legs, poison ivy, ps3, sexism, tits, xbox 360
Thanks, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2!
Tags: commercial, marketing, ninja gaiden, sigma 2, tecmo, tits
Oh my, a new hentai PC game that let’s you make your own girls! A “3D Custom Girl,” even! Check out this trailer full of loveliness.
I especially like the girl in white with the giant milk sacks. And the girl with the eye patch is a nice touch. I don’t read Japanese, but on the official website it looks like you get to fuck the shit out of your girl once your done customizing her. Swell! Take a look of this selection of fuckables the game lets you create.
Boi-oi-oing!
“Bye-bye!”
Tags: 3D custom girl, hentai, ladies, tits, trailer
Looks like Gameloft wants a little bit of that Wii money! Check out this trailer for their WiiWare game Sexy Poker. Is it pandering? Yes. Boring? Yes. Creepy? You know it. But it’s creepy in that sexy cartoon kind of way. Which is just the way I like it!
Holy shit, did you notice the rating and content? It’s rated Mature, but only for gambling and suggestive themes. It’s strip poker but there’s no nudity?! That’s a travesty, I tell you, a travesty! Give me some anime tits! Or a bare ass! I’d even settle for some cartoon bush! I just need something to make suffering through a bad poker game worthwhile. Ugh. I’m defeated. Let’s take a look at the sexy policewoman one more time.
Ah, that’s the stuff.
As I sit patiently waiting for the release of No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (tentatively set at January 2010), I’d like to take this time to reflect on one of my favorite characters from the first game, Bad Girl.
Yes, the 23-year-old drunken assassin with the frilly pink dress and flaming baseball bat holds a dear place in my heart. Her death came far too quickly. I can’t think of any other character dressed in so colorfully while also killing gimps in bondage gear. How wonderfully perverted! Like most of the assassins in No More Heroes, the game never explains who she is or where she comes from. They just let her be all kinds of crazy.
Let’s oogle some cosplayers dressed as her, shall we?
And in case you never played No More Heroes, here’s her full appearance in the game:
Damn, that’s smooth!
Tags: bad girl, Costumes, ladies, legs, no more heroes, tits
From Japan, the land of romance, comes the latest in the Doki Majo girl-touching series: Doki Majo Plus! Check out the marvelous and near-incomprehensible trailer.
Yes, that right. Don't be nervous. Just bend over a little more, baby...
I’ve read that there’s little-to-no chance this game will ever be released outside of Japan. But man! If only we could have some DS girl-examination games here. If only…
And while I’m on the subject, seriously, why is it okay for these kinds of games to be available in Japan but not in the West? Yes, I know there are “cultural differences” and blah blah blah. But really, are we THAT repressed that game publishers won’t even consider releasing cheeky games here? The U.S. of A. needs a publisher that’s willing to take a chance on this kind of stuff. Sure, we have the hentai games, but what about games like these, which are just naughty fun? Some publisher out there needs to stuff up to the challenge!
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