Fighting game Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny is out on the PSP now. I don’t have a PSP, so I can’t play it. But even if I could, I wouldn’t want to. Because, you see, this entry in the Soul Calibur franchise is missing one important factor. And his name is…….VOLDO!!!!
Eye say! Hahahahaha!
Yes, one of the gayest video game characters ever created has been deleted from the latest installment of the long-running series. I don’t know who at Namco is responsible for this embarrassing and likely-homophobic oversight, but by golly, they’ll pay for it in the afterlife!
In honor of our gone-but-not-forgotten S&M hero, let’s take a look at a few images of him in all his glory.
Hey you! Yes, YOU! I know you must have something you wanna talk about. You must! So why don’t you do it here on Explogamer?
Don’t ask me how I came across this. Sometimes magic just falls into your lap. But hot damn, did you know Omar Sharif has his own Bridge video game?? Why am I just now hearing about this?! Omar Sharif Bridge may just be the most mind-blowing thing ever!
Ah yes, a muscly man posing for you while he keeps track of your ramen. Delicious. WTF actually came out a few years ago but this scene has stuck in my mind ever since. And with good reason! Just look at those abs! There’s actually a female version, too, but it’s not quite as funny.
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