My copy of SF20, the new Street Fighter art book, came in the other day. Would you like to take a look at some of the sexier drawings? Yes, yes you would.
See the video below!
Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg!
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Tags: art, cammy, capcom, chun li, gentlemen, ladies, ryu, street fighter
Capcom sent out word that they’ve updated the website for Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth Investigations. It’s got trailers, character bios and wallpapers. But who gives a shit if there aren’t a bunch of sexy pictures of my boyfriend Miles?
I mean, seriously, look at this hotness I found on the interwebs:
You see, Capcom! THAT’S how you do that shit! I get that your site is supposed to be all “family-friendly,” but c’mon, what would be the harm of some tastefully done photos of models in cosplay? Just something a little sweet that I can masturbate to, y’know?
Capcom, you fail me once again.
Tags: ace attorney, capcom, cross-dressing, ds, gentlemen, miles edgeworth
Fighting game Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny is out on the PSP now. I don’t have a PSP, so I can’t play it. But even if I could, I wouldn’t want to. Because, you see, this entry in the Soul Calibur franchise is missing one important factor. And his name is…….VOLDO!!!!
Eye say! Hahahahaha!
Yes, one of the gayest video game characters ever created has been deleted from the latest installment of the long-running series. I don’t know who at Namco is responsible for this embarrassing and likely-homophobic oversight, but by golly, they’ll pay for it in the afterlife!
In honor of our gone-but-not-forgotten S&M hero, let’s take a look at a few images of him in all his glory.
Tags: ass, codpiece, gentlemen, insanity, legs, namco, soul calibur, voldo
Don’t ask me how I came across this. Sometimes magic just falls into your lap. But hot damn, did you know Omar Sharif has his own Bridge video game?? Why am I just now hearing about this?! Omar Sharif Bridge may just be the most mind-blowing thing ever!
Omar Sharif Bridge features a detailed and comprehensive help menu for the novice and customizable game options for the expert. Master card champion Omar Sharif, infamous in the Bridge community has won countless number of games and can show how you could improve just like the professionals.
How about that! If you play this game you “could” improve your bridge skills. Astounding! Considering I’ve never played a game of Bridge in my life, this claim is probably true. If I ever wanted anyone to teach me to play Bridge, Dr. Zhivago would definitely be high on my list.
Now that he’s is a video game impresario, this gives me the perfect excuse to post an Omar Sharif image gallery. Let’s take a quick oogle at pictures of the man in his prime! HOT!!!
Now go buy the fucking game on Amazon.
Tags: bridge, gentlemen, insanity, omar sharif
Pretty pretty upcoming Wii game Muramasa: The Demon Blade has a new website, which gives us a perfect excuse to oogle its delightful art. The game is filled with side-scrolling, 2D action and smothered in Japanese loveliness. Just look at this hottie!
Man! Look at those bazongas! And if you want more take a look through this mini-gallery of ladies and gents:
Nice, huh? Let’s just hope the game plays well. I’m looking for an excuse to dust off my Wii and this might be it.
More Japanese crazy for you today. This comes from the PSP game Work Time Fun (or “Baito Hell 2000″ in its native land). In the game you can unlock “tools” for your PSP, including video ramen timers. Like this one:
Ah yes, a muscly man posing for you while he keeps track of your ramen. Delicious. WTF actually came out a few years ago but this scene has stuck in my mind ever since. And with good reason! Just look at those abs! There’s actually a female version, too, but it’s not quite as funny.
If you’re interested in this game you can probably snag a copy for about twenty bucks.
Tags: baito hell 2000, gentlemen, insanity, psp, work time fun
Hello again, class. Welcome to our final Comic-Con 2009 meeting. Once again it’s time for you to drool over the delicious meat that was on display at the con. This time, feel free to spray your load on your computer. After all, it’s graduation.
Capcom just launched the site for the next game in the Ace Attorney series, Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth. As the name implies, this entry stars Phoenix Wright’s rival Miles Edgeworth. How about that! But holy shit, this game isn’t coming out until February 2010! Objection! Why do they tease me so?? Stop screwing with me, Capcom! I want my Miles-y hotness now. Just look at him!
Seriously, check out that hair! And that ruffly collar! Oh man. That vest. That eggplant suit. His beauty is as cold as his prosecutorial heart. I hear he’s all about finding the Truth now. Well, I want some truth, too. Tell me you love me, Miles! Tell me you love me!
Hum, well, anyway, yes, I am excited for this game. Here’s Capcom’s official line:
Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS ™: Miles Edgeworth, will hit the U.S on February 16, 2010 for the Nintendo DS. This time around, the player takes on the role of famed prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, a memorable rival of charismatic legal eagle Phoenix Wright. Edgeworth actively investigates crime scenes in order to pursue the truth behind each case. By solving the challenging puzzles presented to him, Edgeworth will work with the police to bring criminals to justice.
Hot!
Tags: ace attorney, capcom, ds, gentlemen, miles edgeworth
Welcome back, class. Here’s your latest assignment: Oogle the following pics of the hot-hot-hotness from Comic-Con 2009. And please, try not to jizz all over your screen.
Good morning, class. Welcome to the first of our Comic-Con Photo Explogasms. For this meeting we will examine a variety of wetness-and-boner-inducing toys and sculptures. Remember, you will be tested on this!
Tags: action figures, cock, devil may cry, gentlemen, ladies, pussy, tits, toys
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