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This video has got to be one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. Taking the viewer through a basic history of video games, the video jumps from one milestone to the next, with wonderfully twisted results. It starts out a little slow but make sure to watch the whole thing. The ending is incredible. Much love to the video’s German masterminds, Musclebeaver.
Tags: doom, fucking, gentlemen, insanity, ladies, lara croft, mario, monkey island, pac-man, street fighter
Over on CVG they have a piece of an article about sex in games. In it, Bioware’s Greg Zeschuk addresses the controversy of the sex scene in their RPG Mass Effect. Around the time of the game’s release some in the mainstream press freaked over something that was actually pretty tame. Here’s a choice piece from the article:
When asked if games need to contain scenes of this nature, BioWare co-founder Greg Zeschuk told us: “I don’t think they need to have them, I think that in certain types of games it makes sense to have them.”
Dr. Greg goes on to explain how sex scenes are a good way of establishing an intimate relationship between characters. Well no shit, Gregory! Thanks for clearing that up, but it’s something many of us already knew. So who are the people he’s explaining this to? Allow me to introduce you to what I call “the nerd factor.” This will contain some sweeping generalizations, so hold onto your space helmets.

The only people who don’t seem to know that sex in games can make sense are folks in the mainstream press and nerds. We still have the perception in our society that nerds and sex don’t mix. And for the most part, this is true. I can’t tell you how many nerds I’ve hung out with who totally freak when the topic of sex arises. I can remember hanging with a nerd group in film school and they all flipped when I mentioned I was going to a fetish con. Most nerds simply don’t get how sex can be a legitimate part of their games. For nerds and puberty-age kids, sex in games is titillation, not something that’s emotionally resonant.
This brings me back to the Bioware issue. The problem with putting serious, emotionally mature sexuality in Bioware games is that these games are made for the hardcore nerd crowd. Games like Mass Effect and the upcoming Mass Effect 2 and Dragon Age: Origins are for the elite nerds. These are people for whom getting laid is either a rarity or not even a consideration.
The Bioware founders, Dr. Greg and Dr. Ray, are leading commanders among nerds and pencil-neck geeks. They’ve got to be commended for bringing serious sex to their audience. Unfortunately, I think a lot of their audience is going to latch onto the titilation and not get the emotional factors. This already happened with Mass Effect and I have no doubt it will happen again with Bioware’s future projects. While I think what they’re doing is great, I also think they’re doing it for the wrong crowd.
Very few game characters do it for me like the Devil May Cry series’ protagonist Dante. After soaking up all I could from the pre-release demo, I played the original DMC as soon as Capcom put it out in 2001 for the PS2. Immediately I was hooked, not just to the series but to its star as well. Dante was a hot bad-ass with a sword, big guns, boots and a red leather coat. Plus he was half-demon, which is right up my alley.

You cannot stop the hotness.
It wasn’t just Dante’s looks that got me. His cocky attitude and crazy fighting techniques seemed so original at the time. The reason the term “Devil May Cry clone” exists is because this game oozed style and intensity. And plus he had great lines, like telling a giant owl to “Flock-off, feather-face!” Awesome.
Thanks to the success of the original, Capcom decided to continue Dante’s adventures. Unfortunately Devil May Cry 2 was a largely forgettable experience, mostly because Capcom made Dante less exciting and quieter. But in 2005, Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening took the series back to the classic. They made Dante younger and cockier, and the fighting was harder and crazier. I was thrilled. His DMC3 look is still my favorite version of him.
In fact, I’ve yet to play Devil May Cry 4, mostly because half the game doesn’t even star Dante. What’s the point of that, you Capcom fools!? Give me more Dante! Sometimes at video game stores I look at the racks just in case there’s something new there. It’s not like I wouldn’t have already heard about a new DMC game, but then again, maybe I’ll find something magical. And that magic would make Dante real. And then he and I can run away together and get married and fuck until we’re both blue. Omigod, please someone, draw me a naked Dante. I bet his cock is all shaved and smooth and tastes like supernatural candy–AHEM. Pardon me. Moving on….
In between selling comic books I actually spent a good deal of time at last year’s San Diego Comic-Con searching for just the right Dante statue or action figure. Sadly, none that I found lived up to my fantasies. So the hunt for something amazing will be on again at this year’s show! And as for the games, I continue to wish for Devil May Cry 5: Pantsless Sunday.
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