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More Miles, Please!!!

September 25, 2009 in characters by Sam Saturday | No comments

Ace Attorney Investigations Miles Edgeworth websiteCapcom sent out word that they’ve updated the website for Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth Investigations. It’s got trailers, character bios and wallpapers. But who gives a shit if there aren’t a bunch of sexy pictures of my boyfriend Miles?

I mean, seriously, look at this hotness I found on the interwebs:

Miles Edgeworth model 1 Miles Edgeworth model 2

You see, Capcom! THAT’S how you do that shit! I get that your site is supposed to be all “family-friendly,” but c’mon, what would be the harm of some tastefully done photos of models in cosplay? Just something a little sweet that I can masturbate to, y’know?

Capcom, you fail me once again.

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Miles Teases Me, Oh How He Teases Me

July 31, 2009 in characters by Sam Saturday | No comments

Capcom just launched the site for the next game in the Ace Attorney series,  Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth. As the name implies, this entry stars Phoenix Wright’s rival Miles Edgeworth. How about that! But holy shit, this game isn’t coming out until February 2010! Objection! Why do they tease me so?? Stop screwing with me, Capcom! I want my Miles-y hotness now. Just look at him!

Miles EdgeworthSeriously, check out that hair! And that ruffly collar! Oh man. That vest. That eggplant suit. His beauty is as cold as his prosecutorial heart. I hear he’s all about finding the Truth now. Well, I want some truth, too. Tell me you love me, Miles! Tell me you love me!

Hum, well, anyway, yes, I am excited for this game. Here’s Capcom’s official line:

Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS ™: Miles Edgeworth, will hit the U.S on February 16, 2010 for the Nintendo DS. This time around, the player takes on the role of famed prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, a memorable rival of charismatic legal eagle Phoenix Wright. Edgeworth actively investigates crime scenes in order to pursue the truth behind each case. By solving the challenging puzzles presented to him, Edgeworth will work with the police to bring criminals to justice.

Hot!

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