My copy of SF20, the new Street Fighter art book, came in the other day. Would you like to take a look at some of the sexier drawings? Yes, yes you would.
See the video below!

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg!
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My copy of SF20, the new Street Fighter art book, came in the other day. Would you like to take a look at some of the sexier drawings? Yes, yes you would.
See the video below!

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg!
Tags: art, cammy, capcom, chun li, gentlemen, ladies, ryu, street fighter
My limited edition MadCatz Street Fighter IV “Femme Fatale” Tournament Edition Arcade FightStick arrived the other day. Check out this lovely video of me opening the box. Bonus: An adorable kitten takes part!
Tags: ass, cammy, capcom, chun li, ladies, madcatz, street fighter, unboxing, xbox 360
What news! A California-based company called Silicon Xtal Corporation has filed a trademark for the name SexBox. According to the filing (which I found through Siliconera and Kotaku), SexBox will be a:
Video Gaming System Console comprised of computer hardware with unique user controls which plays interactive Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles, and has proprietary software and firmware that provides access to associated AO content and entertainment in all other digital forms ex: audio, video, HDTV, DVD, online, gaming, social networking, webcams, video on demand, downloading, movie rentals, purchases, stores, advertising, interactive adult communities, massive multiplayer online games and emerging markets in one or any combination of these and more as technology evolves.
So it’s a dedicated porn video game console! Astounding! My wildest dreams may be coming true…
Or maybe not. Right now the SXC website appears to be down. They must be getting slammed with page requests. However I did a little digging on them. According to the website Manta.com, SXC is “a private company categorized under and located in San Jose, CA. Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of $68,000 and employs a staff of approximately 1.”
I’ve written to SXC to find out more.
Tags: insanity, sexbox, silicon xtal corporation, trademark
Capcom, you assholes! I can’t believe you tricked me into buying the Comic-Con-exclusive version of your Street Fighter IV FightStick when you knew you’d have a hotter “Femme Fatale” version at the Penny Arcade Expo! Just look at this foxy thing!

Seriously, dudes, what the fuck? Not only does the design feature Crimson Viper’s tits, Sakura’s legs and Cammy’s ass, but it’s bordered in purple, my favorite color. The fiends!
Kotaku is reporting that these sticks won’t just be available at PAX, but you’ll also be able to buy them online. I guess I have no choice; now I have to buy a second stick!
For comparison, here’s the Comic-Con version:

And I was happy with this thing until I saw the sexy one. Fuckers!
Tags: ass, cammy, chun li, comic-con, crimson viper, legs, PAX, street fighter, tits, tournament stick, xbox 360
Sure, the PSP Go is coming out in October, but that’s not gonna stop Sony from putting out more variations on the PSP-3000. Check out Blossom Pink and Turquoise Green! This makes me rethink my whole plan to buy the Lilac Hannah Montana version.

Taste the Rainbow Ball!
Now I can’t decide which one is the best. Just look at these swell colors!
Yes, red, silver, lilac, pink, turquoise…What is best in life, I do not know. There’s no way I’d get the standard black, what with all this variety of flavors. At a time like this I’ll just have to decide with my loins.
Hot damn! Capcom just released some images from art-house Udon’s upcoming Street Fighter anniversary book, SF20: The Art of Street Fighter. And here’s the image they’re using to sell the book:

Boi-oi-oi-oinggggg! Don’t ever accuse Capcom of not knowing what the fans want. They want tits, thighs and maybe some girl-on-girl action. And in case you feel like reading some more before pleasuring yourself, here’s the official company blurb:
SF20: The Art of Street Fighter gathers over 1,500 illustrations by Capcom’s top artists over the past 20 years. Included are character designs, concept art, rough sketches, game covers, promo artwork, crossover pieces and even some never-before seen artwork from Street Fighter’s past and present. Plus Capcom artists Akiman, Kinu Nishimura, CRMK, Edayan, Dai-Chan, Ikeno, Shinkiro and others give commentary on their favorite pieces and discuss what it’s been like to help forge the Street Fighter legacy.
Kotaku’s story has some more images for your character-oogling pleasure. I’m sure I’ll end up buying this book when it’s released. But for now it’s back to the jerking!
Tags: capcom, chun li, ladies, mai shiranui, street fighter, tits

What the fuck?
Gamestop must want us all naked. Or maybe they think playing Wii Sports gets you so hot and sweaty that you just gotta take a bath afterward. Because for some reason, right now they’re offering a Nintendo Wii bundle that includes a rubber bath duck.
And hey, the duck squirts, just like your mom.
Go check it out. If you end up using the duck to spray down your vagina, please send me photos.