More Miles, Please!!!

Capcom sent out word that they’ve updated the website for Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth Investigations. It’s got trailers, character bios and wallpapers. But who gives a shit if there aren’t a bunch of sexy pictures of my boyfriend Miles?

I mean, seriously, look at this hotness I found on the interwebs:

You see, Capcom! THAT’S how you do that shit! I get that your site is supposed to be all “family-friendly,” but c’mon, what would be the harm of some tastefully done photos of models in cosplay? Just something a little sweet that I can masturbate to, y’know?

Capcom, you fail me once again.